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The title is self explanatory. Ahem. So, biotches, teh rant.
Today's Rant Intro!
This is a hate fuelled rant about ... fucking car race events in fucking CROFT! DX Epic NOEZ.
The Jackasses Involved!
My mother
My brother
Me
The fucking stupid over priced icecream van
My chocolate Magnum
Lewis Hamilton
Any wanker who attends boring Croft car races!
And Now, for your Host ... Ferrero Rocher!
OK, you tithead, so I'm not called Ferrero Rocher. It's my alias. Get with the times. Oh dear God, I sound like that racist teen twat from Big Brother 2009; what's his name, the one who always says 'WTF YA DOINNN HOMIE YEAHH BIOTCH CHICK'. Yes, that one. Bastard. -.^
Aaaanyway ... I was supposed to be ranting about ... Croft car racing. Yes, Croft car racing! Waste of friggin' time. We got free tickets from my mam's work, you see, and we were bored today so we thought we'd see what it's like.
We went there. Watched the cars zoom past at 120 mph for about five milliseconds, our eyeballs being pushed back into our damn ears from the FOOORCE (be with you). Then we faffed around for a bit eating overpriced icecreams (two pounds fifty for a fucking Magnum!) and there was NOTHING TO DO. Seriously. There wasn't even an obese kid to laugh at on the rides. We couldn't even go on the rides, because my mother hates them =/
THEY SUCK. TEH WORLD FAILZ AT LIFE. THE END.
~Ferrero Rocher.
Today's Rant Intro!
This is a hate fuelled rant about ... fucking car race events in fucking CROFT! DX Epic NOEZ.
The Jackasses Involved!
My mother
My brother
Me
The fucking stupid over priced icecream van
My chocolate Magnum
Lewis Hamilton
Any wanker who attends boring Croft car races!
And Now, for your Host ... Ferrero Rocher!
OK, you tithead, so I'm not called Ferrero Rocher. It's my alias. Get with the times. Oh dear God, I sound like that racist teen twat from Big Brother 2009; what's his name, the one who always says 'WTF YA DOINNN HOMIE YEAHH BIOTCH CHICK'. Yes, that one. Bastard. -.^
Aaaanyway ... I was supposed to be ranting about ... Croft car racing. Yes, Croft car racing! Waste of friggin' time. We got free tickets from my mam's work, you see, and we were bored today so we thought we'd see what it's like.
We went there. Watched the cars zoom past at 120 mph for about five milliseconds, our eyeballs being pushed back into our damn ears from the FOOORCE (be with you). Then we faffed around for a bit eating overpriced icecreams (two pounds fifty for a fucking Magnum!) and there was NOTHING TO DO. Seriously. There wasn't even an obese kid to laugh at on the rides. We couldn't even go on the rides, because my mother hates them =/
THEY SUCK. TEH WORLD FAILZ AT LIFE. THE END.
~Ferrero Rocher.
Poetry Contest - Theme:Sudden Death!
Hi! So, I decided to make a contest. :P Yeahh. A poeeetry contest. Wow, bet ya didn't know that, did you? :sarcasm:
Yeeah, anyway. The theme for this poetry contest is 'Sudden Death'. Ever been put in a situation in which you had to pick an option quickly or you were screwed? If no, d'ya reckon you could write about it? Yes? GOOD! :D We need more people like you in the world. ;)
All submissions are open as of now! Just note me with a thumb to the deviation, the note titled 'Sudden Death Contest Entry'. :D It's that simples!
Unfortunately, being thirteen and having awful parents, I have nada cash for prizes. :( I hope you'll enter anyway! *
Daily Rant, Issue 2
The title is self explanatory. Ahem. :XD: So, biotches, teh rant. Watch out for profanities aplently m'dear.
:rose::star: Today's Rant Intro! :star::rose:
Hello! Today's rant, unsurprisingly, is about that motherfucker Gordon Ramsay. Bastard. He disrespects/possibly cheats on his wife, has sexist views and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up!
:community: The Jackasses Involved! :community:
Me (well naaaa)
Gordon Ramsay (well fucking nooo.)
His wife. I can't be bothered to look up her name.
Ecorazzi.Com!
:bulletblue::bulletorange: And now, for your Host ... Ferrero Rocher! :bulletorange::bulletblue:
Indeedy. :unimpressed: Yeahhh. An
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