Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
Shop deviantART for the
holidays and save BIG!
Click here! :holly:
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Deviously Deviant NO NO NO, PEDO!13/Female/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 7 Deviations
79 Comments
741 Pageviews

Newest

Daily Rant, Issue 2

Mon Jun 15, 2009, 1:29 PM
  • Mood: Mesmerized
  • Listening to: BACON
  • Reading: SAUSAGES
  • Watching: CHEESECAKE
  • Playing: MACARONI
  • Eating: PANCAKES
  • Drinking: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!
The title is self explanatory. Ahem. :XD: So, biotches, teh rant. Watch out for profanities aplently m'dear.


:rose::star: Today's Rant Intro! :star::rose:

Hello! Today's rant, unsurprisingly, is about that motherfucker Gordon Ramsay. Bastard. He disrespects/possibly cheats on his wife, has sexist views and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up!

:community: The Jackasses Involved! :community:


Me (well naaaa)
Gordon Ramsay (well fucking nooo.)
His wife. I can't be bothered to look up her name.
Ecorazzi.Com!


:bulletblue::bulletorange: And now, for your Host ... Ferrero Rocher! :bulletorange::bulletblue:

Indeedy. :unimpressed: Yeahhh. Anyway. I just searched Gordon Ramsay on a random thing on the internet. Guess what was the first few things that came up? Gordon Ramsay's affair and Gordon Ramsay is a prick. I'm serious. They both had five hundred thousand fucking results. :rofl: :lmao:

On the GR is a prick thing, it came up with 'Gordon Ramsay named Prick of the Year 2008'. I LOL'D SO HARD I FUCKING WOKE UP THE DOUCHEBAG ON THE MOON. Well deserved title. Hilarious. Here's a link.

[link] :rofl: :lmao: HAHA ... I just realised that this is turning into more of a gloat now so I'm off. :XD:

Journal History

deviantID

No deviantID yet.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: FUCKING CHEESECAKE.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSmall. >:P Teh badazznezz. Youz seez?
  • Print preference: a fuckin' SARNIE.
  • Interests: Swearing sarnies.
  • Favourite movie: Bulbs. They're fuckin' funny to watch, I tells youze. ;p
  • Favourite band or musician: STUFFING.
  • Favourite genre of music: A whole loada crap! :D
  • Favourite style of art: TEH SHIZZ. YAOI. YURI. SMEX. >;P CHECK THAT BITCHES.
  • Operating System: Crappy laptop ;p
  • Favourite game: POKEMON PEARL. I IS HOOKED. ;P TEH SHAMEZ.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. No, not that wee, you fuckin' perv.
  • Favourite cartoon character: CARTMAN. RULE THE WORLD. YEAHH ... SOCKS ...
  • Personal Quote: "The sky is blue and orgasms are nice!" -Me.

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Webcam

Comments


:iconwannabeanarchist:
Your username is epic win!
:iconplaguemotes:
Welcome to dA! Loving the avatar.

--
◕ ◡◡ ◕

Plaguemotes was obviously here. ▓▓▓▓▓▓

CLUBS:
=hella-toes
~L-FanClub
=Emotication

MODERATOR:
~TheTardClub
:iconalicesi6ux:
Hey assh6le. I put on s6me new stuff. Read it n6w. It's good.
:icona-yellow-babycake:
Welcome to DA! :love:
I hope you'll have fun here :)
:iconyouinventedme:
thanks for the :+fav: on filling the yard


xo!

--
an antique arms and armor expert
:icontyler-with-a-guitar:
Hey thanks for the fave

--
Life leaves love's taste bitter in all but the luckiest of mouths...
:iconhaveafuckinsandwich:
No problem :XD:

--
... WHICH IS WHY THE :sushi: RAPED THE FUCKIN' :pokeball:. DEAL.
:iconwriteaload:
Hey, welcome to DA.
And, thanks for the Fav. :Woot:

--
Why I love society.
The want for piety.
No acts made to change
The thoughts feigned.
:iconhaveafuckinsandwich:
:glomp: Thanks and you're welcome! Now, GO TAKE A NUN SANDWICH!

--
... WHICH IS WHY THE :sushi: RAPED THE FUCKIN' :pokeball:. DEAL.

Site Map